Born in the suburbs. Powered by snacks. The Cool Raccoons are the greatest band in the world that hasn’t actually learned to play… yet.
The official band crest of The Cool Raccoons. Sunglasses required.
Every legendary band starts somewhere. For The Cool Raccoons, it started with two kids, a great name, and absolutely no idea how to play instruments.
“We’ll learn instruments later. The vibe is already perfect.”
“You don’t need instruments to start a band. You just need fun.”
Every great band has an origin story. This one involves recess, raccoons, and a very big idea.
One ordinary day, during an extraordinarily awesome conversation, Oliver and
his friend realized the world was missing something important: a band that
combined maximum coolness with absolutely zero musical experience.
Inspired by raccoons—the sneaky, snack-loving heroes of the night—they
declared themselves The Cool Raccoons. The mission? Bring
joy, jokes, and big band energy to friends, family, and anyone who wanders
onto this website.
The instruments will come later. For now, this is about imagination,
friendship, and having way too much fun.
Coming someday… probably. Until then, here’s the “official” track list for their first imaginary record.
The debut album from The Cool Raccoons. Best enjoyed with snacks.
Release date: To be determined. Probably after chores.
Real kids. Real shirts. Extremely real vibes. Some items exist, some live only in our dreams (for now).
The original Cool Raccoons shirt, featuring the full retro logo.
🎁 Limited edition – Family only
Rock-hand raccoons, snacks, and tiny trash cans for water bottles.
🚧 Concept art in progress
Perfect for late-night s’mores, early-morning cartoons, and world tours.
🌙 Future tour drop
Welcome to the official Cool Raccoons game zone. Four awesome games to test your memory, speed, and brainpower. Earn badges, beat your best scores, and become a legendary raccoon!
Enter your name to save scores and earn badges!
Flip cards and find all the matching pairs!
Moves: 0
Matches: 0 / 8
Find all 8 pairs to win!
Watch the pattern. Repeat the pattern. How far can you go?
Level: 0
Best: 0
Press "Start Sequence" to begin.
Tap the raccoons before time runs out. Don't tap the decoys!
Time: 30s
Score: 0
Accuracy: 0%
Tap raccoons (🦝). Avoid cats (🐱)!
Use arrow keys to escape the maze. Find the gold exit!
Difficulty: Easy
Time: 0.0s
Press "New Maze" then use ↑ ↓ ← → to move.
🎉 New badge unlocked:
Want to be an official fan of The Cool Raccoons? Add your name below and consider yourself part of the imaginary world tour.
Tell us who you are and where you’re cheering from:
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