Born in the suburbs. Powered by snacks. The Cool Raccoons are the greatest band in the world that hasn’t actually learned to play… yet.
The official band crest of The Cool Raccoons. Sunglasses required.
Every legendary band starts somewhere. For The Cool Raccoons, it started with two kids, a great name, and absolutely no idea how to play instruments.
“We’ll learn instruments later. The vibe is already perfect.”
“You don’t need instruments to start a band. You just need fun.”
Every great band has an origin story. This one involves recess, raccoons, and a very big idea.
One ordinary day, during an extraordinarily awesome conversation, Oliver and
his friend realized the world was missing something important: a band that
combined maximum coolness with absolutely zero musical experience.
Inspired by raccoons—the sneaky, snack-loving heroes of the night—they
declared themselves The Cool Raccoons. The mission? Bring
joy, jokes, and big band energy to friends, family, and anyone who wanders
onto this website.
The instruments will come later. For now, this is about imagination,
friendship, and having way too much fun.
Coming someday… probably. Until then, here’s the “official” track list for their first imaginary record.
The debut album from The Cool Raccoons. Best enjoyed with snacks.
Release date: To be determined. Probably after chores.
Real kids. Real shirts. Extremely real vibes. Some items exist, some live only in our dreams (for now).
The original Cool Raccoons shirt, featuring the full retro logo.
🎁 Limited edition – Family only
Rock-hand raccoons, snacks, and tiny trash cans for water bottles.
🚧 Concept art in progress
Perfect for late-night s’mores, early-morning cartoons, and world tours.
🌙 Future tour drop
Welcome to the official Cool Raccoons game zone. Three simple, kid-friendly games you can play right on the site—no downloads, no sign-ups, just fun. Best played while listening to your favorite tunes.
The Cool Raccoons are practicing their aim. Watch the power bar and hit “Throw!” when the colors line up inside the dashed zone.
Flip two cards at a time and try to find all the pairs. Raccoons never forget where the snacks are—can you remember the icons?
Tap a button to trigger an instant burst of raccoon-rock audio. Mini beeps and boops made right in your browser—no downloads.
Volume too loud? Turn your device down before summoning the raccoon orchestra.
Want to be an official fan of The Cool Raccoons? Add your name below and consider yourself part of the imaginary world tour.
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